Chi-Chi

$7.99

You’ve been gone on your adventures for ages. Chi-Chi has been worried sick, and is ready to make sure she never has to go this long without seeing you again.

THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “PLEASE NEVER HESITATE TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS.”

Perfect for: 90s kids, alien superheroes, ball fondlers

Inside Message:

You’ve been gone on your adventures for ages. Chi-Chi has been worried sick, and is ready to make sure she never has to go this long without seeing you again.

THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “PLEASE NEVER HESITATE TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS.”

Perfect for: 90s kids, alien superheroes, ball fondlers

  • - Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6-sized cardstock and shipped with a gold envelope.

    - The physical versions of our greeting cards are free of any pixelated censorship.

    - Our designs are made by US-based artists, using a variety of digital tools with loving attention to detail.

  • Q: Is this for real?

    A: It most certainly is. You can order these, and within a week you’ll have a hard… “copy” in hand.

    Q: Is this ethical?

    A: We’ve considered this very deeply, and have come to believe it is the most ethical possible form of consumption in our capitalist system.