Princess Peach?

$7.99

Something seems to have happened to Peach during her latest tenure at Bowser’s Castle.

THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “Wishing you a good pipe laying with a mustachioed Italian man on this special day…”

Perfect for: plumbers, mycologists, dudes with mustaches that like to wear overalls (you know the type)

Inside message:

Something seems to have happened to Peach during her latest tenure at Bowser’s Castle.

THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “Wishing you a good pipe laying with a mustachioed Italian man on this special day…”

Perfect for: plumbers, mycologists, dudes with mustaches that like to wear overalls (you know the type)